Dear Nate,
Our Heavy Metal Society is one fantastic place to live in. Since you already love metal, you will absolutely love this Utopia. Our Utopia is the best place to live in because we dont have war, taxes, fighting, lying Government, work (unless you want to), and we dont have any music besides metal. You might think we have no doctors, no government, or no civilization, but we have honest people. And if you dont want to work, than all you have to do is listen to metal and follow our laws and our Government will take care of all your needs! And yes we will have law enforcement, because there is always crime anywhere. We will also have the same laws as the U.S. but our Society will be more peaceful, worry free, and enjoyable. And if you break our laws or listen to music besides metal, you will be shunned out of our society forever. But I know you wont because you're a good honest person that loves metal. Well, I hope to see you as a new member of our Society.
Sincerely,
Kyle Knickerbocker
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