Motto and Seal

"Your sanctuary for Heavy Metal!"

Our seal represents our society in a great, interesting way! The hand is formed as a symbol of rock and a solute to our society. The wings of our seal represent the freedom of our society. Our motto says it all! If you love Heavy Metal like we do you will absolutely love our Heavy Metal Society. This is your sanctuary, your freedom to rock!

Daily Itinerary

Monday 6:30 AM wake up
6:30 AM-7:00 AM get ready for school
7:30 AM-2:30 PM go to school
2:30 PM-3:00 PM play video games/head bang to metal
7:00PM-10:00PM hangout with friends
10:30PM-6:30AM sleep

tuesday 6:30 AM wake up
6:30 AM-7:00 AM get ready for school
7:30 AM-2:30 PM go to school
2:30 PM-3:00 PM play video games/head bang to metal
7:00PM-10:00PM hangout with friends
10:30PM-6:30AM sleep

Wednesday 6:30 AM wake up
6:30 AM-7:00 AM get ready for school
7:30 AM-2:30 PM go to school
2:30 PM-3:00 PM play video games/head bang to metal
7:00PM-10:00PM hangout with friends
10:30PM-6:30AM sleep

Thursday 6:30 AM wake up
6:30 AM-7:00 AM get ready for school
7:30 AM-2:30 PM go to school
2:30 PM-3:00 PM play video games/head bang to metal
7:00PM-10:00PM hangout with friends
10:30PM-6:30AM sleep

Friday wake anytime/ no school
weekly concert at our head banging stadium
video game tournament
hangout with your favorite bands and listen to new bands

Saturday clean up your property
do anything you want to but abide by our rules

Sunday resting day/religion/ anything you want

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Invitation to Nate

Dear Nate,
Our Heavy Metal Society is one fantastic place to live in. Since you already love metal, you will absolutely love this Utopia. Our Utopia is the best place to live in because we dont have war, taxes, fighting, lying Government, work (unless you want to), and we dont have any music besides metal. You might think we have no doctors, no government, or no civilization, but we have honest people. And if you dont want to work, than all you have to do is listen to metal and follow our laws and our Government will take care of all your needs! And yes we will have law enforcement, because there is always crime anywhere. We will also have the same laws as the U.S. but our Society will be more peaceful, worry free, and enjoyable. And if you break our laws or listen to music besides metal, you will be shunned out of our society forever. But I know you wont because you're a good honest person that loves metal. Well, I hope to see you as a new member of our Society.

Sincerely,
Kyle Knickerbocker

Governing Body

Our Utopia is a democracy. We have the basic Government structure as the U.S. but our Government pays us instead of us paying them for taxes. We let our people make the decisions and if it abides by our laws we will approve. If our people don't approve our Government we will have a vote. We have every essential need from the U.S like hospitals, law enforcement, fire fighters, etc. People don't have to work if they an education if they wish to work the community has plenty of opportunities. We want our people to have a enjoyable life at our Heavy Metal Society.

List of Rules

1. You cannot listen to anything besides metal!
2. You cannot sneak anybody into our society.
3. Keep your property in check or you will be fined.
4. Any groups or clubs must be approved by our Government.
5. No irresponsibility or immaturity is allowed everybody is treated with respect.
6. Religion is optional but don't judge us.
7. No G or PG rated movies allowed in our theaters unless you have kids.
8. You must recycle.
9. You must have an education to get paid by the Government.
10. If you do not follow all of our rules you will be shunned from our Society forever!!!
We also follow all U.S. rules so don't expect different.

Our Heavy Metal King!

The lion best symbolizes our Heavy Metal Society because the lion is the king of the jungle and is also the king of heavy metal! Just look at the picture you cant tell me thats not metal! The lion represents our Society because no one attacks him while metal pumps strictly through his vains and his mane flows fiercely with the wind as he tracks down his prey!

Heavy Metal Society

Have you ever imagined such a place where people live, eat, and sleep metal? You can do all of this in one fantastical place! Sounds pretty unbelievable right? Now your probably asking yourself where is this magical metal promise land? Well I've got the place for all you metal worshiper's! Its called the HEAVY METAL SOCIETY!

Declaration of Independence

We the people of the heavy metal society promise to listen, worship, and obey everything that is and will be metal! Anybody who does not follow our ways will be shunned from our society! There shall not be any country, classical, techno, rap, mainstream, soft rock, and anything else besides metal! And especially Disney shenanigans!

Our current society has misled us into our rebellion to start our own society. They have betrayed us by judging us by the way we live and what music we listen to. They judge us because they think we worship the devil but that's not true! its just metal. And they're always worried about how we live when they should just worry about there own lives.